21. Nrng M N B ang L8st?

ORGULLO
O N L i N E
21 November 2005

Walang load?
Walang signal?
Delayed messages?
Failed connection?

Heto lang ang tanong ko sa'yo:

NRNG M N B ANG L8ST?

IRAQ. Ian--of the 2nd Battalion, 325th Airborne Infantry Regiment, 82nd Airborne Division of the US Army--all we can say is that we miss you and God bless you. Don't say "if all goes well." We'll pray for you. Take care and we hope to see soon for a kick-ass cita! Hopefully sa Pinas. Okay na rin sa Iraq. Bayad mo kami plane ride ha. O better yet, sa America na lang. Por favor... Sir, God bless you, Sir! (World peace sabi ni Miss Congeniality.)

WAIS. Blossom, congrats kasi malamang hefty increase 'yang 'di pag-alis sa Thomson Financial. Ganyan talaga... kapag mawawala ka na, saka lang niya malalamang kailangan ka pala niya. HarHarHar... trabajo ba yung pinag-uusapan dito? Thomson, pasaway ka!

MWAH. Ok, Henzy, we would not dwell into that infamous TSUP. ¿Qué tal? People Support pa rin? Nakita ka daw nila minsan sa Chowking.

IKOT. Nins, nag-aaral bang mabuti sa iyong pagbabalik sa Peyups? We have found a job that might interest you and perhaps everyone at Orgullo. See below.

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ADIOS. Speaking of jobs, Allan would need to look for a new job. After resigning from Cinema One, he now plans to resign from Source One-HTMT on Feb 2006 after staying for almost 3 yrs. there. Eh kasi ba naman ililipat na siya ng department. Spanish pa rin pero no le gusta. Ngunit, datapwa't, subalit, ngayon pa lang ay sinabihan na siya na itataas na ang premium ng Spanish. In other words, el salario será el square root de PhP 1,296,000,000. (Pag-computin daw ba?) Pero ayaw na niya mag-calls... HUHUHU He wanna write like Orgullo! He's eyeing a number of other jobs. As mush as he wanted to pursue his dream job, though, now's probably not the right time to do that. BTW, he was invited to join JPMorgan. Vamos a ver. Peeps, wanna try that movie translator thing?

NADA. Sorry, Irene, as you have read above, magsasara na'ng department ni Asnallar. May isa pang Spanish department dun called Chevron Gas Card. If you want, you can call 434-5138 for openings.

NOSI? Who's Jen Uy? Some of us do not know... Anyway, she's inviting y'all to check this out:

Spanish Speaking Agents (customer service).

Last day of processing candidates is on Dec 9.

Successful candidates will start on January 14, 2006.

3 slots available. Office is located in Makati.
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MCDO. Hope you enjoyed the trip down memory lane last episode, Rhoda. Luv mo 'to? May part two 'yun! Soon.

VIOS. Ano na kaya real e-mail add ni Armis? We're flooded with job invitations this week. We've heard that E-tel Libis needs 4 new Spanish agents pronto, 15k basic + 20 or 25k premium salary, depending on your level of fluency. Is EL in demand or what? May Vios ka na daw? at TL na?

JOBS. Diday, nasa'n ka na ba work? Dami invitations. Hopefully walang anak ni Vic Sotto sa mga iyan. Hint Hint.

MYE. Miss ka na!!! Bossing ka pa rin ba?

POP. Donpipay, musta na Dad mo?

YM. We have a recent pic from Mel E. It's small but it says a lot. She's still hot as ever. Ganda sa New Jersey? Padala naman... kahit ano basta imported. Hehe Pera... If you want to catch her on YM, she usually logs in around afternoon to evening, Eastern Time. So Sunrise to Noontime sa ating Manila Time. Good luck sa teaching job, Mel!

XMAS. Lapit na! Plano?

THEY. Where are they? Eky, Marita, Rona, Rio, Jewel, Dimps? Anyone? Nins, we think Marita is not receiving our Orgullo updates. Or is she? Isn't she? It's raining outside, aren't they? Ewan. Ang gulo niyo!

O, low batt na...

Issue #21 issued on November 21. Tee-hee!

Food for the soul: "Never f--k with the people that handle your food." Unless you want to eat spit. From the 2004 movie, Waiting, about waiters, customer service, etc, starring Richard Reynolds ("Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place"), et al. Recently shown in Manila. Delicious comedy.

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