2. Orgullo News Online

ORGULLO
O N L i N E
8 June 2004

Hola, kids! C'mon vamonos..... Hahaha! We’re glad the Orgullo News Online is very much appreciated. Don't you worry now because it's just the beginning--we're gonna have posters, pins, bracelets, undergarments, the works! We'll, not really, we’re just joking. However, this newsletter will continue, and we will stay connected (whether you like it or not!). Normally it should come out weekly, but as major events may dictate our exciting lives, it may also be released more than once a week. We are all the author of this innovation, and Allan mainly acts as the editor-in-chief and headwriter, and he will always find time and sacrifice his childhood to update this baby. Now we were expecting a lot of comments about the tone and feel of the newsletter, which "reads like a tabloid that chronicles the lives of starlets," as Niña and Marita put it. That precisely takes point, because the Orgullo Group is sensational, and because its members have porn star names. So what better way to chronicle our lives? (Play Ate Vi soundtrack, "The sensations....")

The top stories:

One of the major events the last week was the resurrection of the well-travelled PEP squad girl, Ronskipurple! After months of being M.I.A., she is now B.A.C.K. and did she have N.E.W.S for us. Y'all probably know by now that she almost got into P.A.L. but was declined because they required her to have a L.A.S.E.R. procedure on her eyes which she refused. "Pakshyet," according to the girl. A new door was opened naman for her, and congratulations on her quest to being a single nurse without P.I.N.G.

Blossom and Rio's frigidaire-less pad party is set for Friday, June 11. The proposal authored by la presidenta is to watch Shrek 2 in Greenbelt and inuman later, while the course-of-action written by the pad-owner herself states that we should watch a free French film then drink our miseries away after. Whichever party wins, we should support them and attend our first-ever inuman session nang nakatayó.

Contrary to the popular notion that the pad-warming party is the same day as the presidential despedida party, many will rejoice that they won't be held simultaneously. We'll keep you posted on the time and location of this "becoming-a-yearly" bash. Gotta tell you Niña, the despedida's losing the impact a little... Hehehe… kidding.

Everyone check out the link dreamboy Donpipay included in his e-mail. Nanghihipo ng damdamin. (We miss you.)

In World News, the Golden State (ito'y tama ba?) will be training our dear Mr. Paat, the former call (center) boy from C.T.I., for a new call boy job and hopefully he will have a decent bedroom after two months of staying there. By the way, he did not give us a progress report about his driver's license. (At Ian, ano itong digicam na ipinamimigay mo sa iba? UNFAIR....)

Back to local news: the strong habagat rains might be hindering our Subic Chapter to send new materials. We were not informed also if the schoolgirls Rio, Marita, Eky, Diday, Rona, Jiji and Mel F. are concerned about going back to school when it's pouring hard. FYI, the University started the new semester on June 7.

Recent developments have inspired Eky to create an Orgullo website. Keep yer fingers crossed! (Note: Tal vez podamos crear una página de Orgullo en el sitio de nuestro yahoogroup? Creo que es posible hacerlo.) In related news, La Niña has proposed to start a cineaste club among us. Well, what about this: Orgullo is already a group of movie, tv, book, music, clean fun, dirrty fun, food, whatever kind of passion, -lovers. So, we just have to find time to come together and create some lovin'. That's why it's called Orgullo, because we are proud of our interests. Does it make sense?

What doesn't make sense is that, Marita and Nins, if you're both poor, what do we call the rest of us? HeHeHe.

Rhoda, after the rain, a rainbow appears.

Señoritas Melissa E., Henz y Mye, when will you appear?

Finally...

It has been a year already since these famous words were uttered. See if you can remember who said this and the first Orgulloso to respond VIA email (not SMS) will get a free tall-sized Pringles from the author. Here goes:

"Basta magda-drive ako pauwi nang pabaligtad!"

Hurry up! Good luck. FINE PRINT: Unfortunately, only Luzon residents are qualified to join this promo.

Well kids, it's been a fun session. ‘Til next time.

Dahil dito sa Orgullo News Online, lagi kaming nakatutok! Tandaan: ang balakid sa pag-unlad, ay pagda-drive ng pabaligtad! Bueno, au revoir!