4. Orgullo´s Digest

ORGULLO
O N L i N E
19 June 2004

Hello, kids, welcome back to your favorite online balita, Orgullo News Online. The past week has been less happening than the previous one, but we still got some hot, juicy, sensational balita to deliver. Definitely newsworthy and definitely entertaining. Are you ready for this jelly?

This week's top stories

Last week our first epic edition came out, and we all love the support that we got from the people who care and we care about in return. While we predict that this week can be a reader's digest edition compared to issue #3, we are pleased to report that we have actually gotten answers this week for questions that left us in that dark for the past 3 issues and for future inquiries you haven't verbalized yet. Like:

Who said the famous line "Basta magda-drive ako pauwi nang pabaligtad!" Of course, si Bingo.

Who won the Orgullo#2 contest? Of course it's Marita, and she gets the Pringles (covertible to anything of the same value. See the happy pic? hehe)

How much does Henz get from her call girl job? PhP 24,100.00 every month, plus 20% NSD. She also recently passed an exam at the online university.

Why is Ronski's email so "obsessed" right now? Because it's not her email, it's a virus--don't open them. Poor ronskipurple8....

How does Niña feel about the postponed flight to Italia? Mixed emotions, because July 1 is still so far ahead in the future in this young girl's life, but at least she'll get to see Spiderman 2, The Terminal, Imelda (probably), Volta, Sabel, and--pause for dramatice effect--Naglalayag before she leaves. But she is also sad because 'yung despedida party ay wala ng bisa!

Is it true that Rio applied for a job at Alliance France? Yup, and she wants to go to the Fete de la Musique on June 19 to earn brownie points. More on this issue later.

What's going on in La Lola Verano's hell--er--classroom? Eky and Bingo are her students, and 7a.m. is when they die of halitosis infection daily. Husmaryosep!

Who turned a year older this week? Rhoda and Bingo on June 15.

Who had a "quota" last week? Rhoda, who waited for 15 texts and achieved it naman.

Who is next to celebrate her birthday? Armis, July 5.

Why has Niña failed to reply thru email the past few days? Because her DSL failed and she hated the PLDT technicians who fixed it.

Where is the latest hotspot this weekend? Fete de la musique in Eastwood, Libis. Raring to go are Niña, Martin and friends, Rio, Blossom, Karina, Mel Espiritu, Dimple. Jewel, Henceforth. Allan is thinking about fitting this in his tight sked.

Who are the people in our growing neighborhood? Dimple, and hopefully Jewel will be part of the Orgullosos soon. Nikki, join na rin....

Who is obsessed with the color blanco? Rona, who has everything in white now. Is it perhaps to psych herself up for the upcoming nurse-y get-up? Case study, hmmm….

Who is back to school? Allan, who is auditing Creative Writing 120 and CW 10, both classes of his teacher and friend Francis. Very fun experience. No worries about grades.

Who is probably training as the hottest call boy right now in Cali.? Ian.

Ano ang sabi ng catterpillar sa isa pang catterpillar? Wow, legs.

Sino'ng nahuli sa Arnibal-stealing Incident nung 2003 sa FC? Niña, Ian and Bingo.

Sino'ng bestfriend mo d'on? Siempre ikaw lang....

Final Thoughts:
Something really to look forward to is Imelda, obviously a docu-feature film starring Imelda Marcos herself. It will be shown July 7, during the birthday week of the former First Lady. We hope we can all catch it. Unless Blossom insists on watching Nora kiss Yul Servo in the bath tub...

Dito sa Orgullo News Online, tayo ang boses ng katotohanan. If it's from Seiko, it must be good. If it's from Orgullo, it must be better. Always remember that Joni Mitchell sang it first before Janet Jackson: You don't know what you've got till it's gone... For every little problem that pops out, the little nuggets in life will help you find your way home.

Next Issue: We predict a Titanic Edition.